The Government Is Lying to You

From Comedy Central Stand-Up:

Now there are just certain people I have no time for like if you're sexist or homophobic, or if you don't believe in conspiracy theories. How don't you believe in any conspiracy theories? I understand not all of them. Not most of them. But you don't believe in any conspiracy theory? You think the government is just batting 1000 and telling us the whole truth? That's a strong stance to take.

- Ron Funches